Well, Ive made the front page of the local rag! With my controversial take on a days drinking session. In my foolishness and haste, I deleted the post in a bit of a panic but after consulting with my good friend Jack Daniels I think bollox to that.
I suppose Ive learnt a very valuable lesson here, with comedy you either like it or you don't, or in this case you either get it............ or you don't.
Comedians are controversial, that's all part of the act, so the fact that the local rag deems me front page news is fantastic!! God Ive only been at this for a few weeks and already I'm famous, id like to take this opportunity to thank the paper for highlighting my blog!!might get a few stand up gigs from it.
Now, I do have to say that although I'm delighted to make the headlines, I'm a bit upset that they didn't deem the whole thing printable, they left out some of the more important rules...
rule#1 There shall be no use of vehicular transportation (wheelbarrows, skateboards and Tesco trolleys are deemed as vehicles)
Rule#9 Consumption of bar snacks will be frowned upon
Rule# 14 Should your Guinness flatulence get out of hand, you shall source an alternative beverage.
Rule # 15 Performance enhancing drugs are not allowed, this also includes Viagra.
So here's CHEERS to the extra PUB-licity!!
AS IF IT WASNT OBVIOUS ENOUGH
This blog is to be taken as seriously as ..............a whoppie cushion at a funeral!
1 comment:
Were you in the picture on the front? The photoshopped picture?
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