The Arklow Challenge
Objective: To successfully consume an alcoholic beverage in every drinking establishment in Arklow, between the hours of 11.00am Saturday and 2.30am Sunday.
Definition of a beverage:
Bottle of Cider/Beer, Glass of Stout
¼ bottle of Wine
Spirit with a Mixer
A Shot (baby Guinness is not allowed)
The following terms and conditions apply:
1. There shall be no use of vehicular transportation.
(wheelbarrows, skateboards and Tesco trolleys are deemed as vehicles)
2. Vomiting will not be tolerated.
3. Anybody arrested shall be disqualified.
4. Participants must consume their allocated drink in the Bay Hotel after 6.00pm Saturday 19th April. (please note rule #1)
5. If for any reason a participant is refused entry to an establishment they must firstly, consume a drink in the nearest establishment. Secondly, complete a dare set out by their fellow contestants.
6. All participants must have 1 or more members of Arklow’s Drinking Club present at the time of the alcohol consumption, or alternatively video graphic evidence.
7. The Memorial beverages may only be consumed once all other establishments have been visited.
8. Drinking duo’s only are allowed, no rounds shall be purchased.
9. Only 2 designated meals will be allowed, lunch & dinner. Consumption of bar snacks will be frowned upon, and anybody wishing to do so, must first complete a dare set out by their fellow contestants.
10. On finishing your beverage you must place your glass or bottle upside-down above your head before you can leave the pub. If your chosen beverage is Stout this action will not be required.
11. No fighting, spitting, urinating in public, crying, stripping, or handstands.
12. On the unlikely event that you should mistakenly knock over and spill a drink, you shall replace that beverage, and as punishment you will have to sit on the floor for a timed five minutes.
13. Consumption of water will be narrowed down to 1 pint every hour.
14. Should your Guinness flatulence get out of hand, you shall source an alternative beverage.
15. Performance enhancing drugs are not allowed, this also includes Viagra.
This Blog shall not be held responsible for any costs resulting from hospital care or criminal damage.
1 comment:
Champion idea :-)
With the state of the economy you should be able to get some insurance cover in case of accidental death from alcohol poisoning.
Other than that, count me in!
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