Friday, May 16, 2008

Text Trouble

Do you use predict-a-text?


Has it ever gotten you into trouble?





Well one morning I awoke unusually early for a Saturday, especially considering that Id had a night on the town the night before. So as my head was pounding, I thought it only fair to text the Bitch that had convinced me to join her in a Friday night Martini Mayhem. As it was the early hours of the morning, I thought it only apt to send her a wake up text of ''Cock a Doodle Do''



Her responce of . . . . ' Well I supose up the bum no hard done' didnt make sence to me, until I realised that the text Id sent her was actually

''Anal a Doodle Do''! God Dam Predict-a- text.



So after my little finger slip, I thought about how that very same mistake had the potential to be very dangerous indeed. Imagine your havin a little bit of Text-sex?



'' Im in the mood for a bit of . . . . . . . . ''

Big Difference!!!

I wont even mention what KICK MY PUPPY is

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