Have you seen the new Tesco Direct catalogue?
Its basically used (hem hem stolen) Argos's idea! Now you can buy practically everything in Tesco, I mean you can even get your insurance and a loan from Tesco. You can get a loan form tesco to buy all the shite that you dont need, from tesco. Am I the only person that finds it impossible to just buy bread?I swear in the head office of Tesco there a two little mice, having a conversation about what they are going to do tonight.
'Try to take over the WORLD'
So it got me thinking.............. what cant you buy in Tesco?
Mmmhhhh you cant buy a dildo in Tesco, and even if they did decide to branch out, I don't really think their slogan would help the marketing of the product ................. 'Every Little Helps'.
3 comments:
Ha ha ha ha ha.......
Love it.
Tamara, stop commenting yourself.. Ha ha. Very good!!!! xx
Tamara? Who is this you speak of? I am Monkey, I like bananna's and picking fleas off my friends.
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