I have been asked this question many time's, and it still amazes me why people would be interested in the answer. I think its a ginger thing?
Do your curtain's match your carpet?
My response is: What are you talking about, Ive only got a welcome mat!!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Text Trouble
Do you use predict-a-text?
Has it ever gotten you into trouble?
Well one morning I awoke unusually early for a Saturday, especially considering that Id had a night on the town the night before. So as my head was pounding, I thought it only fair to text the Bitch that had convinced me to join her in a Friday night Martini Mayhem. As it was the early hours of the morning, I thought it only apt to send her a wake up text of ''Cock a Doodle Do''
Her responce of . . . . ' Well I supose up the bum no hard done' didnt make sence to me, until I realised that the text Id sent her was actually
''Anal a Doodle Do''! God Dam Predict-a- text.
So after my little finger slip, I thought about how that very same mistake had the potential to be very dangerous indeed. Imagine your havin a little bit of Text-sex?
'' Im in the mood for a bit of . . . . . . . . ''
Big Difference!!!
I wont even mention what KICK MY PUPPY is
Has it ever gotten you into trouble?
Well one morning I awoke unusually early for a Saturday, especially considering that Id had a night on the town the night before. So as my head was pounding, I thought it only fair to text the Bitch that had convinced me to join her in a Friday night Martini Mayhem. As it was the early hours of the morning, I thought it only apt to send her a wake up text of ''Cock a Doodle Do''
Her responce of . . . . ' Well I supose up the bum no hard done' didnt make sence to me, until I realised that the text Id sent her was actually
''Anal a Doodle Do''! God Dam Predict-a- text.
So after my little finger slip, I thought about how that very same mistake had the potential to be very dangerous indeed. Imagine your havin a little bit of Text-sex?
'' Im in the mood for a bit of . . . . . . . . ''
Big Difference!!!
I wont even mention what KICK MY PUPPY is
Back by Popular Demand!
The Arklow Challenge
Objective: To successfully consume an alcoholic beverage in every drinking establishment in Arklow, between the hours of 11.00am Saturday and 2.30am Sunday.
Definition of a beverage:
Bottle of Cider/Beer, Glass of Stout
¼ bottle of Wine
Spirit with a Mixer
A Shot (baby Guinness is not allowed)
The following terms and conditions apply:
1. There shall be no use of vehicular transportation.
(wheelbarrows, skateboards and Tesco trolleys are deemed as vehicles)
2. Vomiting will not be tolerated.
3. Anybody arrested shall be disqualified.
4. Participants must consume their allocated drink in the Bay Hotel after 6.00pm Saturday 19th April. (please note rule #1)
5. If for any reason a participant is refused entry to an establishment they must firstly, consume a drink in the nearest establishment. Secondly, complete a dare set out by their fellow contestants.
6. All participants must have 1 or more members of Arklow’s Drinking Club present at the time of the alcohol consumption, or alternatively video graphic evidence.
7. The Memorial beverages may only be consumed once all other establishments have been visited.
8. Drinking duo’s only are allowed, no rounds shall be purchased.
9. Only 2 designated meals will be allowed, lunch & dinner. Consumption of bar snacks will be frowned upon, and anybody wishing to do so, must first complete a dare set out by their fellow contestants.
10. On finishing your beverage you must place your glass or bottle upside-down above your head before you can leave the pub. If your chosen beverage is Stout this action will not be required.
11. No fighting, spitting, urinating in public, crying, stripping, or handstands.
12. On the unlikely event that you should mistakenly knock over and spill a drink, you shall replace that beverage, and as punishment you will have to sit on the floor for a timed five minutes.
13. Consumption of water will be narrowed down to 1 pint every hour.
14. Should your Guinness flatulence get out of hand, you shall source an alternative beverage.
15. Performance enhancing drugs are not allowed, this also includes Viagra.
This Blog shall not be held responsible for any costs resulting from hospital care or criminal damage.
Objective: To successfully consume an alcoholic beverage in every drinking establishment in Arklow, between the hours of 11.00am Saturday and 2.30am Sunday.
Definition of a beverage:
Bottle of Cider/Beer, Glass of Stout
¼ bottle of Wine
Spirit with a Mixer
A Shot (baby Guinness is not allowed)
The following terms and conditions apply:
1. There shall be no use of vehicular transportation.
(wheelbarrows, skateboards and Tesco trolleys are deemed as vehicles)
2. Vomiting will not be tolerated.
3. Anybody arrested shall be disqualified.
4. Participants must consume their allocated drink in the Bay Hotel after 6.00pm Saturday 19th April. (please note rule #1)
5. If for any reason a participant is refused entry to an establishment they must firstly, consume a drink in the nearest establishment. Secondly, complete a dare set out by their fellow contestants.
6. All participants must have 1 or more members of Arklow’s Drinking Club present at the time of the alcohol consumption, or alternatively video graphic evidence.
7. The Memorial beverages may only be consumed once all other establishments have been visited.
8. Drinking duo’s only are allowed, no rounds shall be purchased.
9. Only 2 designated meals will be allowed, lunch & dinner. Consumption of bar snacks will be frowned upon, and anybody wishing to do so, must first complete a dare set out by their fellow contestants.
10. On finishing your beverage you must place your glass or bottle upside-down above your head before you can leave the pub. If your chosen beverage is Stout this action will not be required.
11. No fighting, spitting, urinating in public, crying, stripping, or handstands.
12. On the unlikely event that you should mistakenly knock over and spill a drink, you shall replace that beverage, and as punishment you will have to sit on the floor for a timed five minutes.
13. Consumption of water will be narrowed down to 1 pint every hour.
14. Should your Guinness flatulence get out of hand, you shall source an alternative beverage.
15. Performance enhancing drugs are not allowed, this also includes Viagra.
This Blog shall not be held responsible for any costs resulting from hospital care or criminal damage.
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