So, as my earlier blog states,Tesco cant ever sell Dildos because of there slogan. . . . . . ''Every Little Helps''. Cause in the case of dildos, it couldn't be further than the truth. It would however be interesting to see the difference in a Tesco Value dildo and a Tesco Finest, I know what one I'd rather fork out on.
Now, Carlsbery could, Oh they could definitely sell dildos, and Nike could '' Just do it'', Loreal is another good slogan, because I know I'm definitely worth it, but my favourite is Mc Donalds.
Ba Da da dat da. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm lovin it!!!
Imagine going up to the drive through,
'can I take your order?'
'' Yes, Ill have a diet coke, a happy meal and a Mc Flurry stirred with a dildo please?''
1 comment:
I'll have a small diet coke, medium fries and a large strap-on in blue please! And if you could throw a few packets of k-y into the bag that would be great!
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