What would you like to be when you grow up?

As a bit of a sideline job, I entertain at kids parties, play a few games, attempt to juggle, make a few balloon animals and do a little bit of face painting. I have to say, I'm quite a dab hand with the brush and Ive created some beautiful snot encrusted masterpieces on the little gems. So the other day, there I was, brush in hand and at the ready, and this little girl sat down in front of me with her Mammy in toe

Me: Now, what would you like to be?

Little Girl: Id like to be a PUSSY!


I couldn't contain my laughter, and the Mother was not impressed with my uncontrollable giggles, I tried my best to save the now awkward situation.


Me: Soooooo, what color eeeehhhhh pussy would you like to be?

Little Girl: Eeeehhhhhhh??

Me: Would you like to be Black or White or maybe Orange? (bear in mind I'm a Redhead)

Little Girl: Id like to be a Ginger Pussy just like you. ( with a big smile on her face)



The tears were starting to roll down my face at this point, I tried my best to stop the shoulder shake, I could feel the Mother's death stare on me but I was powerless..........


Stupid woman anyway, teaching her little girl filthy words like that!
Its a God Dam Fucking CAT!!!!